Tuesday, May 26, 2009

History Of The Buttcrack

7 comments:

Laura Napoli said...

But Sir! I was just trying to calculate the proportion of butt crack visible to humor ratio...

Oldman said...

You do not have enough information to accurately calculate that. The humor ratio is dependent on the total vertical axis of the cleft. That runs from the top to the top of the cleft to the gluteal fold. The total humor impact cannot be found. Even if we expose the entire derrierre the work looses it's impact. In this case only a portion of the humor eminate from the imagined ratio of top to fold.

In this case the idea that more facts would increase the humor ratio must be eliminated.

Andrew said...

Mr. Oldman, may I be excused. My brain is full. :D

Brad said...

The grass is always greener
When teaching humor to the humorless.
Whether it's a crass demeanor,
Or those who are demure, more or less
Who have no smiles as an engineer,
But who also wish to delve
In 'cracks' and 'rears'
For fun's sake and know that Oldman can
Teach how to put the ass in grass
Without too many tears.

Oldman said...

Yes Andrew. Making good cartoons is all about the intake and outcrap of ideas. The last thing any cartoon student needs is to get "Backed up".

Oldman said...

My methods of teaching Cartooning seem harsh to some. Depends on the student. I refuse to Pamper them. BTW I loved the photos you sent.

Laura Napoli said...

But wouldn't an exposed butt crack on a guy wearing pampers be funny? or is that too much potty humor for one cartoon? I'm so confused.

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