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Later that evening CNN broke a story. There were beginning to be reports that there was some kind of contamination at a Japanese food processing plant. Reports claimed that a Mayonnaise named Kewpie may have been tainted during it's manufacturing process. Oldman's heart sank as he looked around his family room at the remains of his dinner. They were one empty bag of Original Lays Potato Chips an empty 2 litre bottle of Diet Coke and one half eaten Turkey Club sandwich with Kewpie Lite mayonnaise. Knowing he had fallen victim to Takahashi's plan the only thing left to do was notify "The Squad". He had to do this in a way that would not cause a panic. As he grabbed his keys and headed to the door he began to feel "funny". He thought maybe his former student Dave could help him get the message out.