Meanwhile in Japan

As the sun set on the nation of the rising sun, mothers and their kids knelt for dinner. Their husbands and fathers tried to make it through their obligatory afterwork rounds of drinks. Each man desperately hoped his boss would leave so they could go home to their families. As the night wore on and the women wore down, many would attempt to lose themselves in the fantasy world that is Japanese television. Many tuned in to watch the nations fitness queen Mariko Takahashi. Somehow as the popularity of her exercise empire grew, people never questioned the intentions of the beautiful Mariko Takahashi. Why would a squad of "Super Poodles" exercising be a cause for concern? Oh I don't know... Maybe because she is training a "SQUAD OF SUPER POODLES"!!!!!